英语笑话大全

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.
一个年轻人同时和两个女人坠入情网，决定不了究竟娶其中的哪一个。

“Dad, will you help me with my homework?”
“爸爸，你帮我做一下家庭作业好吗？”

A couple had been married for 50 years.
一对夫妇结婚已经50年。

Three mice walked into a pub.
三只老鼠走进了一家酒店。

“What are the advantages? ” inquired the prospective buyer.
“优点是什么？”可能的购房者问道。

Miss Sweet, the local beauty queen, was seated in the front row of the church balcony and suddenly felt dizzy during the service.
当地选美皇后甜甜小姐在教堂阳台的前排就座。仪式期间，她突然感到一阵眩晕。

CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.
总裁：妻子使我成了一个百万富翁。

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三个著名的外科医生在吹他们各自的技术是多么多么高明。

An accountant answered an ad for a top job with a large firm.
一位会计应聘了一则招聘广告上的大公司高级职位。

“Why did you marry your husband?” asked the neighborhood gossip. “You don’t seem to have much in common.”
“你为什么要嫁给你丈夫？”邻居的八卦道，“你们好像没什么共同点。”