英语笑话大全

“My mother is such an alarmist!” complained the teenager.
“我妈妈真是个危言耸听的人！”这名少年抱怨道。

“That’s what I’ve been doing,”said Billy. “I take the sled doing downhill, and he takes it going up.”
“我一直就是这么做的，”比利说， “我拉雪橇下坡，他拉雪橇上坡。”

Milly: What are you doing?
米莉：你在做什么？

Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
教授：请说出两个代词。

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎么样？

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
邻居：昨晚我听到你家门前有很大的噪音。 你怎么了？

Mother: Kissing a man you just met! You never saw me doing that!
妈妈：亲吻一个你刚认识的男人！ 你绝不会看到我这么做！

Two men were walking past each other at a railway station.
两个男人在火车站擦肩而过。

Teacher: Who can tell me something of importance that didn’t exist one hundred years ago?
老师：谁能告诉我一些一百年前不存在的重要事情？

Teacher: My children, remember this motto, ‘Give others more and leave for yourself less.’
老师：我的孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给别人，少给自己。”