英语笑话

Leaving my four-year-old son in the house, I ran out to throw something in the trash.
我把四岁的儿子留在家里，跑出去把东西扔进垃圾桶。

站在一家精品店前，我注意到一个看上去不耐烦的年轻人正在接近一位非常有魅力的女人。

Two IRS agents were traveling through a rural area when their car broke down.
两名国税局特工在穿越一个乡村地区时，他们的汽车抛锚了。

As I walked into my history class one Monday morning, I suddenly realized that a big assingnment was due.
星期一早上，当我走进历史课时，我突然意识到一个大作业没有做。

The professor was delivering the final lecture of the term.
教授正在上本学期的最后一次课。

Two small boys were discussing the capabilities of their mothers, who were active club members.
两个小男孩正在讨论他们母亲的能力，他们的母亲是俱乐部的活跃成员。

Mrs. Thurston stormed into the A1 Laundry and demanded to see the owner.
瑟斯顿夫人冲进A1（一流）洗衣店并要求见店主。

A teacher was describing the Statue of Liberty to her second-graders.
一位老师正在向她的二年级学生描述自由女神像。

“What’s the shape of the earth?”asked the teacher of Johnny.
“地球是什么形状的？”约翰尼的老师问。

A young blonde, on vacation, wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high prices.
一位年轻的金发女郎在度假时想要一双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋，但又不愿意支付高价。

Dentist: Try to relax—I’ll pull your aching tooth in five minutes.
牙医：尽量放松——五分钟后我会拔掉你疼痛的牙齿。

Stepping out of the shower one morning, a beautiful young woman wraps herself in towel and tells her husband it’s his turn to use the shower.
一天早上，一位美丽的年轻女子从淋浴间出来，用毛巾裹住自己，告诉丈夫现在轮到他洗澡了。