英语笑话大全

Milly: What are you doing?
米莉：你在做什么？

Professor: Name two pronouns, please.
教授：请说出两个代词。

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
护士：手术后你感觉怎么样？

Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
邻居：昨晚我听到你家门前有很大的噪音。 你怎么了？

Mother: Kissing a man you just met! You never saw me doing that!
妈妈：亲吻一个你刚认识的男人！ 你绝不会看到我这么做！

Two men were walking past each other at a railway station.
两个男人在火车站擦肩而过。

Teacher: Who can tell me something of importance that didn’t exist one hundred years ago?
老师：谁能告诉我一些一百年前不存在的重要事情？

Teacher: My children, remember this motto, ‘Give others more and leave for yourself less.’
老师：我的孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给别人，少给自己。”

Poet: Burglars broke into my house last night.
诗人：昨晚窃贼闯入我家。

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小罗伯特向他妈妈要两分钱。

A convict’s wife asked the prison warden to give her husband an easier job.
一名罪犯的妻子请求监狱长给她丈夫一份轻松的工作。

Patient: I’m so frightened— this is my first operation.
病人：我好害怕，这是我第一次做手术。