英语笑话 | 这是他心灵的钥匙
在公共汽车上和一个女人闲聊时，我碰巧注意到她的脖子上的链子上挂了一把钥匙。
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伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Fox
Common sense is always worth more than cunning.
短篇小说 | About Magnanimous-Incident Literature
All my life, from boyhood up, I have had the habit of reading a certain set of anecdotes, written in the quaint vein of The World's ingenious Fabulist, for the lesson they taught me and the pleasure they gave me.
英语笑话 | 姐姐从此约会再也没晚过点
爷爷过来和我们住在了一起，他总是热心地在家里帮忙，很快就成了我姐姐盖尔的好多对象的接待人。
伊索寓言 | The Cat and the Birds
Be wise and shun the quack.
短篇小说 | About Barbers
This barber fell down and died of apoplexy two hours later. I am waiting over a day for my revenge -- I am going to attend his funeral.
英语笑话 | 我把我爸爸的钻拿来了
他走进屋吃午饭时，将工具放在了外面，而当他回来时，却发现钻被人偷走了。
伊索寓言 | The Bundle of Sticks
In unity is strength.
英语笑话 | 你要200美元是什么意思？
我和朋友贾斯廷在当地一家餐厅喝饮料，这时他注意到一个迷人的女人坐在酒吧里。
伊索寓言 | The Bull and the Goat
It is wicked to take advantage of another's distress.
英语笑话 | 老师今天晚上对我的设计一根指头也没动！
尽管她喜欢这门课，但当指导老师一周又一周地批评她让她仔细插花时，她感到恼火。
伊索寓言 | The Boys and the Frogs
Always stop to think whether your fun may not be the cause of another's unhappiness.
