英语笑话大全

Bill and George were always competing against each other.
比尔和乔治总是谁也不服气谁。

A rancher asked a vet for some advice.
一个牧场主向一名兽医征求建议。

“Pull down your pants,” whispered the pastor.
“拉下裤子，”牧师低声说。

A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race; the Japanese won by a mile.
一家日本公司和一家美国公司进行划船比赛；日本公司以一英里之强获胜。

The mother stopped in front of a painting of a nude woman whose face bore a striking resemblance to her daughter’s.
那位母亲在一幅裸女画前停下来，画上的女人和她女儿的相貌非常相似。

A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad.
一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

Who smiled as she rode on a tiger
笑咪咪骑在虎背上

“What time is it, Bub? They tell me you can tell time by your nose,”said the visitor to the first newsboy they met.
“什么时候了，小家伙？人们说你能用鼻子报时。”来访者对遇到的第一个报童说。

A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her grand-daughter.
一个非常和蔼的老夫人有几句话要对她的孙女说。

Whilst he was away Paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor.
他不在家的时候，帕蒂在一次不幸的车祸中失去了年轻的生命。

The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.
孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。

One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, “Mommy, what's puberty?”
一天晚上，在准备晚饭的时候，我们十岁的女儿问：“妈妈，什么是青春期？”